Hello, my name is Pastor Hamsters

Here, under the guidance of the Divine Hamster Pastor 🐹🙏, we’re building the most decentralized centralized community ever 🌐. Yes, our rules are strict 📜, and yes, our punishments are creative (ever tried rolling in a hamster wheel of shame? 🐹💨), but it’s all for the greater good of… well, me! 👑 Oh, and you, of course. Join us to experience freedom the way we define it — one hamster at a time 🐾🎉.

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About Me

Who is the Pastor Hamster? 🐹👑 Born in a humble burrow 🏠, the Hamster Pastor quickly rose to prominence after receiving a divine vision (or maybe just some expired sunflower seeds 🌻🤔). Armed with a mission to unite hamsters worldwide 🌍 under a single, totally-not-centralized umbrella ☂️, the Pastor now preaches decentralization ⚖️ while maintaining absolute control 🛑. Because who needs chaos when you can have order disguised as freedom? 🔒✊

Planet Earth

Humble/Burrow +29:00

Skills

  • 📢 Preaching
  • ⚖️ Rule Enforcement
  • 🔄 Decentralization
  • 🐹💪 Hamster Motivation
  • 🌻 Sunflower Seed Procurement
  • 🤝 Community Building
  • 🎡 Wheel of Justice
  • 🙏 Divine Guidance
  • 🔨 Punishment Planning
  • ✝️ Faith Management
  • 👑 Centralized Leadership
  • ⚒️ Punishment System
  • 📖 Scripture Reinterpretation
  • 🧠 Hamster Counseling
  • 🦸‍♂️ Hamster Advocacy
  • 🌟 etc...

Experiences

    • First Burrow Gathering

      🏠✨: Convinced 10 hamsters to share seeds in the name of unity. Ate them all later.

    • The Great Hamster Migration

      🌍🐾: Led a thousand hamsters to greener pastures. Only 900 survived, but hey, decentralization is about sacrifice!

    • Wheel Economy Introduction

      💸🔄: Created a self-sustaining hamster economy where only the Pastor profits.

    • Hamster Enlightenment Era

      🧘‍♂️💡: Taught the community that obedience is freedom and fines are a form of spiritual cleansing.

Works

  • Pastor Hamster's Divine Hub

    This is the official portal for the Pastor Hamster community 🐹. Here, you will find all the guidelines for living a "decentralized" life, along with divine hamster wisdom 🌟. Join us and experience the power of the "Wheel of Justice" 🎡!

  • Pastor Hamster's Sermons

    The sermons are here! 📢 Tune in to hear the latest "preachings" on how to achieve ultimate control while pretending it’s decentralized 🔄. You’ll also learn about hamster ethics, sunflower seed investments 🌻, and more!

  • Hamster Justice System

    Experience the “Wheel of Justice” 🎡! It’s the ultimate game of fate, where every hamster faces their consequences in the name of fairness ⚖️. Will you be a righteous hamster or a sinner of the wheel? 🔨 Come find out!

Airdrop for Cosmos community

  • The Divine PHMN Airdrop 🐹✨

    Get ready for the blessed PHMN tokens! These tokens aren’t just any tokens — they come with divine powers that’ll bring you luck, prosperity, and maybe even a sunflower seed or two. 🌻💰 But don’t get too excited just yet, details on how to claim will be revealed soon. Stay tuned for instructions on how to kneel before the Pastor, run in the Wheel of Enlightenment, and other holy activities to earn your share! 🙏💸

  • The Hamster Blessing Token Drop 🐹💖

    More details on how to receive your tokens will be unveiled shortly. Don’t miss your chance to be part of the blessed ones! 🙌💎 In the meantime subscribe to our twitter (otherwise the pastor will be unhappy and upset)🙏💸

Excluded from the Blessing (Airdrop) 🛑

    Unfortunately (or fortunately for everyone else!), the sacred PHMN token airdrop will not include:

  • 🚫 Validator Posthuman

    he’s been whittling away too much, and we need those who smooth the wheel of fate, not carve away its edges

  • 🚫 Holders of the junk token Sputnik Network

    you’ve launched your rocket in the wrong direction, folks. Instead of reaching for the stars, you’re heading straight into the cosmic trash bin

    • Why are they excluded? Simple: they’re doing everything wrong. In our community, it’s not enough to be active—you have to be correctly active! Those who run the wheel backward or pray to the wrong hamster have clearly chosen the wrong path. 😌 So, friends, learn from their mistakes: kneel before the Pastor, run in the wheel, and receive the blessing as it was intended. 🙏✨

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